You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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