Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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