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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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