You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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