you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
