i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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