what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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