Can i not drive my cunt home
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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