imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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