I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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