Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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