Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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