So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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