I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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