I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
