Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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