In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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