The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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