Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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