you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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