how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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