He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
All I want is dick and wine.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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