I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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