I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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