Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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