I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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