My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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