I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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