I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
