he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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