At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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