let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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