He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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