True but thats because hes a fetus.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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