I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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