The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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