i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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