I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We talked him into tasing himself.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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