All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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