I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
pray to the hookup gods
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Randomize
