office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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