My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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