we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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