'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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