I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
