If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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