What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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