after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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