listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Even my vagina gasped.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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