Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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