It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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