And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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