Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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