So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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