Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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