I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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